Good morning guys and gals and non-binary pals, and welcome to week 14 of the NFL season. When last we left the Houston Texans (+17)
, they were getting pantsed by the Cleveland Browns (+5.5) in a game that was as ugly as it was lopsided.
But that’s fine. I know we’ll do better this week against...the...um...that team up north. You know the ones. The ones in Oklahoma where their frontrunner fans will spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to spend three hours in the house that evil built. Those guys.
I’m gonna level with you here, this game is going to be gross.