HOUSTON, TX – As the Houston Texans enter their bye week, there is much to consider and review. With a combined record of one next-to-last-finish and six second-place finishes, the Texans find themselves pondering not only what this season will bring, but also what the future will hold.
“Damn, we have a lot of silver around here with all those second-place finishes” noted the reigning Game-of-Texans winner Jack Easterby. “Figure we can leverage that and get some good deals.”
“Yeah, we’ve gotta lotta silver-ish and STUFF!” slurred Texans owner Cal McNair.