HOUSTON – It is indeed strange times around the Houston Texans offices. Local medical staff reported a massive uptick in the number of staffers visiting their clinics, reporting strange symptoms they could not adequately describe or understand. One med tech (wishing to remain unnamed to maintain objectivity) offered Totally Not Fake News the following:
“It has been kinda strange to see all of these people. They seemed so scared to talk with us. Then again, it has only been in the past few months that anyone has felt open enough to talk with us.