HOUSTON, TX – After the explosive revelations about the powerful Executive Vice President of Football Operations and Interim General Manager Jack Easterby, the Houston Texans organization has been in a state of damage control and denial. Amid the usual public relations statements which somehow didn’t really answer the questions about Easterby’s role in the organization, primarily because the main PR person was sacked a few weeks ago and most of the recent press releases read as follows:
Easterby is Good.
People Questioning Easterby are Bad, Evil Meanies
Attempts were made to ask coaches and players about the situation, but all inquiries were dismissed out of hand.