HOUSTON, TX – At long last, the Houston Texans, after four months of waiting and spending millions of dollars on high-priced consulting firms, have their man. On Tuesday night, various NFL insiders and press reports revealed that the Texans, after a gloriously successful interview process, (where Jack Easterby had Cal McNair ask the question: “Are you Nick Caserio?”) hired one Nick Caserio, formerly of the New England Patriots. Reports indicate that the Texans signed the first-time GM to a six-year contract worth an estimated $6M/per year. There was much reaction:
(Former) Interim GM and Current Spiritual Advisor to the Houston Texans, Jack Easterby: “Glory and blessings upon the Lord!