HOUSTON - Even as the Texans return from their bye week and gear up to face the Las Vegas Raiders, the organization is making more headlines off the field than for on-field play. “Hey, I love me some Dameon Pierce as much as the next man, but I can’t lead off headlines with Pierce gaining three yards a pop on every up the middle run, even if that is a significant improvement in the CHUM factor” an unnamed Chronicle source informed us…right at the same time the source forwarded multiple copies of his resume and writing samples in hopes that Totally Not Fake News would hire him [Editor’s Note: This is still TBD].
TOTALLY NOT FAKE NEWS: Shake-up in the Texans’ Command Structure
