HOUSTON, TX – As he sits at this desk and leans back in his iron throne, Texans Executive Jack Easterby took a moment to consider the week that has been and what the future might hold. “Quite a week, don’t ya think?” He noted, absently drinking from the goblet at his desk. Some sort of red substance was in it, but we don’t think it was wine. “Had all these great plans to improve the team and the culture around here. If you hadn’t noticed, it has been a bit of a tough season.” [editor’s note: Yeah, we noticed].
Totally Not Fake News: Jack Easterby’s Week
