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TOTALLY NOT FAKE NEWS: A Texans’ Near-Miss...and A Way Ahead?

put up more of a fight than many prognosticators figured against the Dallas Cowboys (-4) of the Ft. Worth/Arlington/Plano/Granbury region of Deep Southern Oklahoma/Texas. “Great win for our team. Great win for the state of Oklahoma. Someone had to avenge our state’s flagship collegiate program for the assault they suffered in the annual game we play at the Fair.” Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt noted. “No ox-mascot team beats Oklahoma twice in one year!!!”

“Whatever makes you happy, man” retorted Texas governor Greg Abbott

“Eh, would rather chop that Metroplex part of Texas over to that surveyor’s error of a state, along with that abomination that is I-35, but then we lose some key representation/funding at the state and federal level.