Houston, TX – As previously reported, the Houston Texans, upon receiving confirmation that Harris County couldn’t be bothered to press criminal charges against Deshaun Watson, were open for business in receiving trade offers for the once franchise quarter. Also as previously reported, Nick Caserio was proving a hard bargainer. Apparently, so was Deshaun Watson.
“Hey, I want out of here, but I ain’t gonna go from Houston to another [Easterby]-hole. My rep and future corporate moneymaking skills require it” noted the player in question who is still facing 22 civil lawsuits.
“Does make it difficult, but hey, we are talking about a franchise QB who, if properly motivated, can be the guy for a team” observed Nick Caserio.