::cue luau music::
Hello, good evening and welcome to Week 7 of the NFL season. I hope you’re enjoying your bye week as much as I am, along with the Houston Texans (-3)
. It’s the bye week for us too, after all.
::slurps tropical drink with umbrella in it::
Tonight, we have another game involving the Texans’ previous opponent, the New Orleans Saints (-2.5)
. They’re at home tonight to take on the Jacksonville Jaguars (+2.5). The Saints are two point favorites against the Jags, but at home, it’s anybody’s ball game.