Remember how I totally called the Texans' meltdown in Miami last week? You don't? Well, I totally did. Just don't go checking on the veracity of that statement, okay? I'm a man of my word. You can trust me. Now read this week's set of predictions for Texans-Titans.
Like Bill O'Brien, I believe in accountability with every fiber of my being. It is with that in mind that I come before you and admit that perhaps I could have done a little better in my predictions last week. I may have left out a few important things, like the Texans falling behind 41-0 by halftime, Arian Foster going down with a season-ending injury, and you losing the will to live while watching all of it happen.