Fresh off their second win of the season, will the Houston Texans make it three wins on the season and maintain their undefeated lifetime record against the Dolphins on Sunday? One man knows. It's not me, but I wrote this post anyway.
Last week, whilst sniffing copious amounts of glue, I predicted the Houston Texans would notch their fifth win of the 2015 season. I trust that the painful reality of the Texans being 2-4 through six weeks as I type this sentence magnifies precisely how futile this prediction exercise is. Las Vegas was built by idiots like me, and I'll be dipped if I'm going to stop now.