Your Houston Texans will take the field in Cincinnati tonight with a single goal in mind: Don't get embarrassed on prime-time national television Hand the Bengals their first loss of the 2015 season. Will it happen? I suppose you could wait until 7:30 p.m. CST to find out. Or you could simply read the rest of this post, know that everything written below is guaranteed to happen, and watch a brand new episode of "Major Crimes" instead. It's your call.
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