The Texans (6-3) will face the Ravens (7-2) in Baltimore on Sunday, in a contest that has too many playoff implications to list. Read more about that and more from friend-of-the-site Rivers McCown here. Simply put, if the Texans lose Sunday, there is a very high likelihood they will not be able to secure a first-round bye in the playoffs.
Reading about the Ravens’ rushing offense has given me football nightmares, and I need to get through this post quickly or risk all of my muscles simultaneously spasming me back into the fetal position, which I’ve worked so hard to finally pull myself out of.