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Thoughts On The Texans Hiring David Culley, Deshaun Watson Demanding A Trade, And Infinite Sadness

I don’t even know where to start.

The Houston Texans are an unmitigated disaster. They reached that status in record time thanks to the people in charge of this franchise. A year ago, the Texans lost in the second round of the NFL Playoffs to the eventual Super Bowl champions. Now they are unequivocally the worst organization in the NFL and quite possibly all of professional sports. The nadir is horrifying, but somehow the speed at which they traveled to that depth is equally flabbergasting. I can’t even say they went from the penthouse to the outhouse because unlike, say, the Florida Marlins, the Texans never reached the pinnacle of their sport.