I have good news and bad this on this first College Football Saturday of the year. Good news first—those of you who think the Texans would be idiots to send Jadeveon Clowney and a first round pick (and perhaps more than that) to Miami for Laremy Tunsil, or something besides Laremy Tunsil, will be pleased to know that Clowney has advised the Texans he will not agree to such a trade. Which, despite not technically being under contract and being able to invoke a no-trade clause is such a thing existed in his contract, Clowney can effectively do by refusing to sign his franchise tag tender.