I had planned to do a parody of A Visit from St. Nicholas by Clement Moore for this week’s How To Watch post but I learned something very early on in the proceedings: I suck at the rhyming stuff.
But we all know what’s going on here. The Houston Texans (+3)
will face the Tennessee Titans BESFs in what can best be described as playing the spoiler for the flaming thumbtacks. It’s not the same as competing to win the AFC South ourselves, not by a long shot, but there is some simple joy in being the spoiler.