HOUSTON - It is the dawn of a new era for Texans football. New coaching staff, new system, new projected starting quarterback, and a sense that maybe, things will start to improve.
“Well, can’t suck any worse than the last two times we did” noted one unnamed Texans staffer.
“How many times can we say ‘A New Era?’ [DURGA] [KITTEN], I am running out of ways to market this!!!” lamented one frustrated staffer. “For [DURGA] sakes, the thesaurus only has so many ways to say ‘new’ , ‘beginning’, and ‘please come watch us or I will lose my job’ and we have just about exhausted those.