Question: Would you rather stub your toe really hard or watch the Texans play the Titans on Sunday? On one hand, stubbing one’s toe really hurts. On other hand, it won’t take three plus hours of your life away.
I think I’d prefer the bodily injury over the football game. It’s not even a case of choosing physical trauma over emotional trauma, as the 2021 Texans have rendered me a hollow tusk of a man incapable of experiencing further sporting mental anguish.
Anyway, here’s how to catch Texans-Titans!
Kickoff Time: 12 p.