Once upon a time, your Houston Texans were in dire need of a quarterback. For you see, things went horribly awry in 2013 (perhaps late in 2012, if you prefer) when Matt Schaub went from very good to abysmal seemingly overnight.
2015 was the combo platter of Brian Hoyer and Ryan Mallett.
2016, however, was truly the nadir. 2016 was Brock Osweiler.
Signed as a free agent after leaving the Broncos, Osweiler inked a four-year deal worth $72,000,000.00, $37,000,000.00 of which was guaranteed.