Texans Continue to Embarrass Houston; Drop 23-10 Laugher to Washington Commanders

Davis Mills doing what he does best: throwing the ball three yards downfield.Davis Mills is the NFL equivalent of a AAAA pitcher. Mills looks great against backups and fifth-teamers, and he can do some serious damage in garbage time against prevent defenses.

Against legitimate NFL starters, however, Davis Mills is firmly entrenched as one of the worst QBs in the NFL. Even my taunting comp for Mills, Case Keenum, is a major diss against Keenum. Mills can’t even carry Keenum’s jock.

Now, where was I? Oh yeah! This is supposed to be the long-form game recap. Right.

The Texans looked pathetic again this afternoon, led by its poster child for gross incompetence, Davis Mills. Mills’ 19/33-169-0-2…