At 6-6, the Colts are fighting to keep their playoff hopes alive in Week 13. Luckily, the NFL schedule-makers blessed them with your Houston Texans. The Texans managed to shock the Titans in Nashville a couple weeks ago, so it’s not outside the realm of possibility the home team could rise up and bite the Colts at NRG Stadium on Sunday afternoon, but it sure ain’t likely.
Because the Texans are awful, you see. But you already knew that. You have eyes, ears, and/or a functioning cerebral cortex. Whether you use any of those to catch Texans-Colts this weekend is on you.