Football is kind of sort of happening tomorrow. It’s not entirely happening. It’s fake football like those chicken nuggets that come in a green package. But if you put enough ketchup on it then it kind of sort of tastes like football. Regardless, I’m hungry and that’s all that’s available. The ceiling fan has turned enough. The cicadas have buzzed enough. The refrigerator has hummed enough.
Let’s get on with it.
1.) Who Will Actually Play?
It’s been eight months since the Texans played football, and it’s been longer than that since we’ve seen guys like Deshaun Watson, J.