I knew I hated preseason football. I’ve watched it plenty of times. I know what happens. Pretty much nothing. I can’t remember anything from preseason that extrapolated into the actual season that mattered. The only preseason game I really remember, do you remember?, was the one against the Cardinals in 2014 where Ryan Fitzpatrick completed like 1/11 passes for 9 yards and everyone realized that he was going to be bad, and guess what, he was bad.
So, yeah, I may watch LIVE tonight. If not, I’ll watch condensed tomorrow hungover with a pot belly filled with beans.