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Ten Things I Liked About Week Two

1. BATTLE FIGHT FOREVER

I was rambunctious and irascible, and still currently am, entering the 2020 NFL Season. There were an infinite number of things to hover the magnifying glass over once the season had started, and since then, I’ve been swimming in the hole left behind by the detonated volcano.

One of these things was the 2020 Minnesota Vikings’ offense. My favorite football team of all-time is the 2011 Houston Texans. They finally had the defense to dance with their offense, and Houston carved the league up, winning quickly and easily, turning Sundays into a casual business trip, until Albert Haynesworth treated Matt Schaub’s foot like a squeaky toy at the bottom of the pile.