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Ten Things I Liked About Week Sixteen

1.) Throw It Deep

The worst thing the New England Patriots did to the game of football was turn passing offenses into spread out quick throwing cookies dunked into milk offenses. Sure it’s efficient and effective to run a bunch of rubs, quick slants, and screens to turn the passing offense into a better version of a rushing attack when you have an-all time accurate quarterback. There’s no fun it though. I want it all. I my wings to melt in the sun, becoming gooey and sticky and turning me into a sarcophagus as I tumble into the sea.