1. SUNDAY SUCKED
I learned my lesson once again. After the Texans beat the Chiefs I almost jumped all the way in. I was sitting at the edge of the pool. Water up to my thighs. Deshaun Watson and Bill O’Brien pumped their super soaker until the arrow reached the black. Come in! The water is so nice. Benardrick McKinney rode an orca whale with his Pro Bowl bucket hat on. Flowers twisted in DeAndre Hopkins’s hair. J.J. Watt’s mom was cooking hot dogs.