The New England Patriots spent 20 years with Tom Brady as their primary starting quarterback. During that time the Patriots went 291-64, won 17 division championships, 9 conference championships, and 6 Super Bowls. They transformed their team from a brutal defense with him as a game manager, to a frenetic quick passing attack, to a vertical high riser, to a dual tight end monstrosity, and then back to a quick passing attack, until the break up happened. Bill Belichick had a bare cupboard for a Brady led offense, and Brady turned Tampa Bay into Tompa Bay, ordained with flowers and Hawaiian t-shirts, riding off into a Panama tequila sunsent.