Friends, Texans, countrymen, lend me your ears! Or perhaps a liver? St. Patrick's Day has inflated liver and kidney prices on the black market, so I could really use a hometown discount here, guys. While I thumb through your offers, lets find something worthwhile to talk about tonight, yeah?
Have you caught the movie reviews for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Marketing? Some of them are quite scathing in their takedown of the much anticipated hero flick that was supposed to launch DC Comics' answer to Marvel cinematic dominance.
The reviews are so bad, so thoroughly destructive, that they appear to have broken Ben Affleck:
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