From the “running out of ways to say Houston’s going to lose badly” file: Get ready for more pain.
The Dallas Cowboys are currently one of the better teams in the NFL.
The Houston Texans are currently the worst team in the NFL.
If there was a way to just forfeit this one, and the following week vs the Kansas City Chiefs, it might go better for the Texans than actually playing the games.
Any given Sunday.
Unless your team is run by Lovie Smith with an offense called by Pep Hamilton in the 3rd year of the 21st Century Tankathon.