With Sunday's 26-16 bludgeoning at the hands of the San Francisco 49ers, the Texans fall to 4-9 on the season — ensuring that Houston finishes the season with a losing record.
The bright side: there are only three games left before Texans fans can put this nightmarish season behind them.
In other news, the Dallas Cowboys handled their business in a 30-10 win over the New York Giants in order to keep their microscopic playoff hopes alive.
The Buffalo Bills and the Indianapolis Colts played a game that appeared to take place on the frozen planet of Hoth from the Empire Strikes Back.