In every single mother two bedroom apartment I grew up in I had a fire engine red bunk bed for my brother and I, and sports posters stuck with Wintergreen putty the color of DWIs onto the walls. Brett Farve threw a football in a flaming ‘G’, Wayne Gretsky grew to the size of Godzilla and terrorized a New York City night, Tim Duncan and David Robinson advertised as twin towers, Troy Aikman was doing something up there as well, and I had a poster with basketball net and every NBA logo etched on it. Some of them confused the sponge that I was.