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Matt Schlapp tries to make Dallas Cowboys analogy, fails hard

Matt Schlapp really thought he had THE tweet. In fact, he might have made the face he's making in the above picture when he hit SEND on that bad boy.

He needed to promote that U.S. Rep. Chip Roy from Texas is going to speak at next month’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), and he wanted to do it with something that really said, “I understand Texas and its people.”

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So, Schlapp eagerly opened the Twitter app and confidently posted, “If @chiproytx were in charge of the border, it would be closed up tighter than the Cowboys defense.