Tonight, join me, Toady Bootlick, as we are whisked away on another exciting episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Fumbleous. We go behind the scenes at one of the most exclusive locations in all of football, a vacation destination unlike any other in all of football, the magnificently appointed and extremely luxurious Houston Texans Doghouse.
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Toady: I’m joined today with the current longtime resident of the Doghouse, Mr. Keke Coutee. Keke, thank you so much for having us to your abode, sir.