As the upcoming NFL season goes hollering into labor longform profiles are published on star players like its Entertainment Weekly. Like this one on J.J. Watt where he details his summer offseason squalor and solitude like he’s Bon Iver or something. Or this one on Alvin Kamara where he admits he doesn’t like mushy foods, he’s so mysterious. Or this one on Jalen Ramsey, no, not that one where he claims he could be a professional hockey player, but this one when he discusses quarterbacks.
Josh Allen? Trash.