Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I’m Stephen Fry. I’m here today to talk to you about a lovely little game brought to you by the fine folks at Battle Red Blog. I don’t suppose I could tell you about it, could I? No? Excellent.
Well, let me ask you this, how many of you have thought “I’m really enjoying this American Football game featuring the Houston Texans, but I could use a little more excitement in today’s game?” Let me see a show of hands, please. Wait, on second thought, don’t. I can’t see you raising your hands anyway.