Apparently an unruly fan rushed the stage at a Zac Brown Band concert in Milwaukee, Wisconsin last night, and J.J. Watt was having none of it. The poor idiot guy almost instantly had his soul ripped out of him by Watt from a full speed sprint - a pain I can only imagine - and was promptly escorted from the stage by the reigning defensive player of the year. Brown later remarked that Watt was the band's "special security".
I have three words for you: Watt. Roadhouse. Sequel.