Football God: Toro, Toro come forward, I have an assignment for you.
Toro: Yes, your heavenliness?
Football God: Toro, we’ve been getting a lot of prayers for a Dwayne Bailey. He’s really going through a rough time right now and could use a lot of help right now. He’s just about lost all hope for the Texans.
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Toro: Oh goodness! I can’t bear to think we’d lose a fan. What do you want me to do?