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Howdy, and greetings from sunny Las Vegas. Patrick is unable to come to the blog right now, owing to being held by casino security for [Insert Reason Here] involving a [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and the [EXTREMELY REDACTED].
But just because I have no idea how to behave myself in Sin City, that doesn’t mean I’m excused from telling you how to watch your Houston Texans (+6.5)
take on the Las Vegas Raiders (-6.5) at the black hole.
As you may have guessed, I am on location to watch the Texans flail wildly against an underperforming Raiders team so if you see me, and I’m not in jail for [REDACTED], and have the vaguest idea of what I look like, stop by and say hi.