take on the NFC-leading Philadelphia Eagles (-14) on Thursday Night Football, the only prime-time appearance your Texans will be making this season.
Why? Oh, I think you know why.
The bad news is that there’s no fancy-schmancy map for me to show y’all this week. The better news is that for Thursday...*puts on future sunglasses*...we’re not gonna need maps.
Because the game will be on Amazon Prime with noted gambler Al Michaels calling the game. Also Kirk Herbstreit.
Now, I know many of you are thinking “Patrick, you suave devil, you, why would I watch Texans football after watching the Astros fight another Philadelphia team in the World Series?