The Houston Texans are a bad football team. Somehow, that rather important fact has been pushed to the background this week, thanks to stories about players missing flights, career-threatening injuries to star players, and reports of organizational power struggles. Things seemed to be starting to quiet down today, though. Focus was starting to return to the field, including but not limited to Houston's upcoming game against the Titans.
Can't have that. What else could the Texans use to distract us? If you guessed "criminal plot involving injured and undrafted rookie free agent involving allegations of drug use," you get a gold star.