With only 3 games left in the 2022 NFL campaign, your Houston Texans have lost in every conceivable way, except the 2023 NFL Draft.
In that, the Texans are #1.
If the Chicago Bears win 1 more game, or the Texans continue their losing streak, it’s a lock that Houston GM Nick Caserio gets to turn in the card for buddy Bill O’Brien’s prize field general next April.
If nothing else, Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback Bryce Young already knows how to hand off a-gap runs and leave the field for ill-timed fake punts.