Today is about finding that mood. Getting in that right head space for the Texans first regular season game against the New Orleans Saints. Here’s a checklist so you can feel how you should feel once that glorious ball goes soaring through an enclosed climate controlled environment:
—Mix red liquid, your choice, a lot of ice, and everclear together. Sip and savor. Kill your insides. Spoil your already rotten liver.
—Stop by Popeyes and grab a quart of red beans and rice. Do this before the red mixture. Don’t drink and drive. If you forget this I’m sure the gig economy has an app for you.