I always assume the Patriots are filled with guys like Jack Easterby. Men who work in the shadows and find out the Chiefs are pulling their tackle when their index finger is tilted to the left, or know the premium way to turn that UDFA from Minnesota Tech into a five sack player only for another team to give him $7 million a year is transcendent meditation, and are currently busy trying to figure out the best way to manipulate the new pass interference challenge rules.
The Texans tried to be the Houston Patriots.