Just when you thought life was pretty good. The leaves are orange and red. The Astros won a World Series. HEY. This being alive thing, you know what, it ain’t so bad? Ahhh there she is. The chariots pulling the heart strings and the soul upwards have plummeted have crashed into calamity. Deshaun Watson tore his ACL. He’s out for the season. The 2017 Texans are done.
But wait! There’s more. The Texans needed to sign a quarterback to backup Tom Savage, who is going to hold the ball and get sacked nine times this Sunday by an impotent pass rush.