Today Bill O’Brien and the Houston Texans hired three more position coaches after they purged the entire staff with spiked bats, cudgels, and curved points. They hired Danny Barrett to coach the running backs, Tracy Smith as an assistant special teams coach, and Anthony Midget will get a promotion from assistant secondary coach to defensive backs coach.
Now I could feign intelligence and act like I know something about this, but I don’t. This is all I got. The Texans hired some new coaches today to replace those that were fired.
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