Houston Texans‘ faithful — while home under our current quarantine, my wife introduced me to one of the most ridiculous television shows I’ve ever seen. I won’t get into the specific plot points of Nip/Tuck, but the show makes 911 seem totally plausible. In one episode a model shaves her head because she’s tired of being beautiful, but when that doesn’t do the trick she drives her car into a brick wall, taking one of her surgeons along for the ride. As he screamed and pleaded to be let out I had an epiphany…this is what it’s like to root for a team led by Bill O’Brien.