Comrades! We are happy to report our glorious Houston Texans, which the football world revolves around, is victorious over the loathsome and wholly inept Kansas City Chiefs! There is little to be impressed with over last week’s game however. The Chiefs were allowed, we presume by flag-happy referees who hate the Motherland and probably stomp on the teddy bears of children for their own sick amusement, to score 24 points against vaunted Texans defense; while our offense, the mighty juggernaut which inspires equal parts horror, dread, and awe in our enemies, only scored a paltry 31 points.
Houston Sports Ministry of Information Week Seven Preview - Indianapolis Colts
