Comrades! What we witnessed on Sunday night is only the latest in a continuing stretch of excellence we, the people of Houston, have come to expect from the Houston Texans when they face the fraudulent “patriots” of imperialist less old England. Each game ends a different way but with the same result, a glorious victory of the People’s Football Team of Texas as we send those “patriots” crying back to the desolate wasteland, culturally and geographically, where they belong!
The plan for victory, carefully handcrafted and aged like finest milk by Comrade Marshal O’Brien, may he coach the Texans for 10,000 years, worked like charm.