Comrades! Ministry of Information is proud to report our mighty Texans, most dominant force in all of football and permanent leader of AFC South, were able to hold Carolina Panthers to barest minimum of points scored. With valiant efforts like Texans put up on Sunday we, children of people’s football revolution, should beam with pride at their heroic efforts!
Despite this, has come to attention of your beloved Ministry of Information, who cares deeply for you and would send you roses and chocolates if we could be bothered to look up your address, that some among people are displeased with effort shown by our glorious Texans.